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RP 2.0
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“You sure you had a child? Man, you are a child. All of you are children. Jesus, I just want to disband the Keepers again due to the members. In fact, all of you are fired. Including me. No more Keepers! Go home.”
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“Seriously, go home. This RP sucks. Yes, I mean RP. I’m breaking the fourth wall, I’m just frustrated by the lack of any restraint and just the shitty storylines. Ever since the first chapter we’ve sunk more and more. Plotholes, shitty storylines, and constant bickering. Fuck this. I might delete the RP. Who knows. This is just irritating as shit, man.”
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Apollo lifted up Hweq. “So, which ones are arrested and which ones are fir-”
A massive spaceship comes crashing down onto the field, the door opening slowly.
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*Dark Pandora laughed hysterically and brock the cuffs easily*”I NOT GOING BACK INTO PANDORA NOW MOTHER F*CKERS FOUOU HAS COME BACK AND I MIGHT KILL 10 NOW!” She yelled giggling and laughing. she kicked Jack across the alley and through 3 houses.
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“Great, a fucking spaceship. I feel like we’re going nowhere. Fight Ozy, find him, then he escapes because Ody wants to be the main villain forever. The group has slowly fallen apart. I liked it at the beginning, it’s just everyone stopped giving a shit. And it’s kinda ruining the RP. We’ve gone through two seasons and we’re still fighting Ozy. A+. Jesus christ.”
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Andaluza looked through the fourth wall. “Wait, people read about us? Well, they’re the politest. Apollo, shall we?” Andaluza began blowing at the audience, hitting just about everybody with a gale-force wind down their windpipes. “GO HOME AND STOP WATCHING US SAVE YOUR FUTURE YOU UNGRATEFUL ASSHOLES!!!”
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“Just now realizing this? No chara development, no plot, no actual progress. There was an attempt, actually multiple, but it was denied of ever being a start up, many agreed with me on this.”
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Apollo sent ripples of blastwave after shockwave through the audience, snapping lots of their necks. “YES I KNOW YOU READ MY MORALITY INDEX BUT YOU GUYS ARE NOT WORTH MY TIME!!!”
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“I’m fucking serious, Jonas. Ever since new characters came in, excluding you and Ree, it’s gotten a bit shittier. Plus no one even bothers to proofread, we’ve been going nowhere for months, and stupid coincidences ties in the entire plot. So fuck that. I might delete this group.”
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“Hey man, speaking of Ree, he just finally came up with his character…but he wants it to be a mystery so I can’t tell anyone anymore.”
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“Everyone’s so resistant to change. I tried to develop my character, but everyone just went their own way and it became an unorganized fucking mess. I’m frustrated nothing good ever happens. We just go around in circles.”
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“Everyone’s so resistant to change. I tried to develop my character, but everyone just went their own way and it became an unorganized fucking mess. I’m frustrated nothing good ever happens. We just go around in circles.”
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A man came out of the ship and looked down at everyone. “Hello there. I am the new leader of the OGA, and what you would like to meet. Guess what? Why am I leader? Oh! Isn’t Ozymandias the leader? The answer is NO!”
The man stomped his foot and the body of Ozymandias, clad in his normal robes, but bloodied across the face, fell to the ground, looking at everyone with glassy, empty eyes and a broken neck. “It is still, called the OGA. I must tell you my name after this.”
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FUCK THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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(Develop your characters now, and please don’t divert from the plot. Jack’s right it’s getting REALLY annoying!! I think I speak for myself, Fitz, and Austin right now as well when I say this.)
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