On the edge of the forest a friendly blue giant sits alone enjoying a picnic. She heard some strange noises from within the wood a while ago, but she couldn’t be bothered to care. She was eating a sandwich, and what kind of person would stop themselves from enjoying a scrrrUMPtious sandwich just to enter a potentially dangerous situation of which one had no business with? Not this girl.
It’s been quiet for so very, very long now and she’s just about all done with her meal so she packs up her things and continues along the forest edge. Humming a tune from one of her home towns she meanders coolly towards the next town.
Hopefully the reception there will be a bit warmer than the last, she thinks.