[Tavros]

Discussions? Rp? Whatever the hell you want. Just regarding Homestuck. 🙂

[Terezi ‘soillegal’ Pyrope]

*TH3 GR4C3FUL 4ND POW3RFUL DR4GON3SS T1LTS H3R H34D QU1ZZ1C4LLY 4T SUGG3ST1ON OF ROL3PL4Y* WH4T 4 S1LLY 1D34!

[Terezi ‘soillegal’ Pyrope]

T4VROS, 1T S33MS L1K3 MY 4TT3MPT T0 ROL3PL4Y H4S NOT G4TH3R3D P3OPL3 TO YOUR THR34D!

[Karkat Vantas]

[Staff notice – this poster has been warned and this post edited. Watch your language]

THE ESTEEMED CAPTAIN CRABAPPLE OF THE A***S* F***K YOU WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT THIS IS ENTIRELY FUCKING STUPID AND-
I CAN’T EVEN F*****G DO THIS. IT’S DEMEANING.
LOOK, YOU BULGEGOBBLING BUMBLE****S, CAN WE JUST HAVE ONE F******G CONVERSATION THAT DOESN’T INVOLVE ROLEPLAYING?
PLEASE? IT WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER. I MEAN, LOOK AT IT FROM MY POINT OF VIEW. KNOWING YOU A******S IS BAD ENOUGH FOR MY SELF-ESTEEM ALREADY, BUT WHEN YOU ALL START ROLEPLAYING IT DROPS SO LOW THAT MY THINKPAN LITERALLY BOILS IN AN EFFORT TO PRESERVE WHAT LITTLE DIGNITY I HAVE LEFT. AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS, IT STARTS TO LEAK OUT OF MY EYES AND STOP ME FROM SEEING. SINCE YOU’RE ALL TOO F*****G RETARDED TO GRASP WHAT THAT MEANS, I WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO SEE WHAT I’M TYPING AND I’D HAVE TO JUST FONDLE THE KEYBOARD LIKE A WIGGLER FONDLES THEIR NEWLY-DISCOVERED AUTO-EROGENOUS SHAME GLOBES: AWKWARDLY, ANGRILY, AND IN A MANNER THAT’S OF NO F******G USE TO ANYONE AT ALL.
PLEASE, F*******S.
THINK OF THE WIGGLERS.

[Atomic V]

Hey guys, what’s going on in this thread?

[Karkat Vantas]

[Staff notice – this poster has been warned and this post edited. Watch your language]

YOU’RE F*****G KIDDING ME. THIS PIECE OF S**T SITE F*****G CENSORS ME? WHAT THE EVERLOVING ACTUAL F**K?

[Karkat Vantas]

THIS IS BEYOND RIDICULOUS.
FINE. I GUESS I’LL JUST HAVE TO BE A LITTLE MORE CREATIVE IN MY PROFANITY.
GOD KNOWS YOU NOOKSNIFFERS SHOULD BE USED TO IT BY NOW.

[carcinoGeneticist]

HAHAHA, VERY FUNNY. WHICH ONE OF YOU LOSERS IS TRYING TO PASS YOUR SORRY SELF OFF AS ME?

[Terezi ‘soillegal’ Pyrope]

S1NC3 YOU N33D TO CH4NG3 YOUR 4TT1TUD3 4BOUT SW34R1NG, M4YB3 YOU’D C4R3 TO TRY G3NU1N3LY ROL3PL4Y1NG FOR ONC3! TH3 FLOOR R3COGN1Z3S THE 3ST33M3D R3PR3S3NT4T1V3 OF TH3 CH3RRY GUMDROP D1STR1CT, SO LONG 4S H3 K33PS TH3 L4NGUAG3 CL34N, H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4H4

[Terezi ‘soillegal’ Pyrope]

4 W1LD P4ST K4RK4T 4PP34RS!

[carcinoGeneticist]

EW, ROLEPLAYING. LEAVE ME THE HECK OUT OF YOUR MESSES. I’M NOT CLEANING THIS UP.
WHAT’S IT WITH YOU LOSERS AND MAKING MESSES, I MEAN WOW.

[Karkat Vantas]

HERE’S A PROTIP FOR YOU, YOU BULGE-FINGERING BLISTER ON THE UNDERSIDE OF MY NOOK: DON’T ACCUSE SOMEONE OF BEING FAKE WHEN YOUR EYES AREN’T EVEN THE RIGHT COLOR. THE HELL ARE YOU, ANYWAY, SOME SORT OF IDIOTIC HUMAN COSPLAYER?
BESIDES, THE REAL ME, WHICH IS TO SAY ME, WOULD KNOW FULL WELL THAT ANY OTHER ACCOUNTS WITH MY NAME ARE MOST LIKELY THE RESULT OF MY IDIOTIC PAST AND SLASH OR FUTURE SELVES. WHY DON’T YOU WIPE THE SPILLED GENETIC MATERIAL FROM YOUR EYES SO YOU CAN SEE CLEARLY, NOOKMUNCHER.

[Karkat Vantas]

…SAID THE CAPTAIN, GRUDGINGLY.

[Karkat Vantas]

(THIS IS RIDICULOUS, PYROPE.)

[Terezi ‘soillegal’ Pyrope]

(1TS NOT R1D1CULOUS 1 LOV3 1T)
C4PT41N CH3RRY GUMDROP’S CONC3RNS 4R3 NOT3D, BUT TH3 3ST33M3D DR4GON3SS L3G1SL4C3R4TOR MOV3S TO D1SM1SS FUTUR3 M3NT1ON OF HUM4N ROL3PL4Y3RS, B3C4US3 TH3 1D34 1S PR3POST3ROUS, 1T WOULD B3 4 CR4FTY HUM4N 1ND33D TO K33P UP W1TH TH3S3 G4M3S!