Homestruck
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-aims the gun at fef- You HAVe SomE in ThaT SqUIshY BoDY!
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Um, w)(ale, according to Terezi I’m just filled with berries.
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oH.. RIghT thEN. GoOd dAY MILady -bows and walks out-
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-stares after her matesprite quizzically-
// whAt thE hEll wASss thAt All AbΦut…? >:S //
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*Y4WN* WHO4 TH4T W4S 4 GR34T N4P! SOM3BODY SHOULD T3LL 3R1D4N HOW COMFORT4BL3 TH1S W4ND P1L3 1S.
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1 D1DN’T 3XP3CT 3V3RYON3 TO L34V3!
*S1TS D3J3CT3DLY* -
*P1CKS UP 4 W4ND* P3W P3W 1 4M 4 W1Z4RD H4H4H4H4
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1 DON’T TH1NK TH1S W4ND W1LL B3COM3 4NY MOR3 M4G1C4L NO M4TT3R HOW H4RD 1 PR3T3ND… >:(
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*Walks in, wearing a fez and a suit covered in soot* You should trade it in for one of these! *Holds up his Sonic Screwdriver* May not be magical, but it works like a charm.
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*DROPS P13C3 OF G4RB4G3 W4ND* OH WOW C4N 1 PL4Y W1TH 1T?
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*Nervously places it in his jacket’s breast pocket* Uh… no. Get your own. Sorry. It’s. Um. Got a weebly field? I’m the only one who can use it or… it will… implode and create a rip in space-time. Yes.
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4WW…
*D1R3CTS G4Z3 4T FLOOR 4ND SN1FFS SORROWFULLY, K1CK1NG 4T NOTH1NG. TH3 V3RY P1CTUR3 OF CH1LDHOOD D1S4PPO1NTM3NT*
1 GU3SS TH1S W1LL H4V3 TO DO…
*B3NDS OV3R 4ND P1CKS UP W4ND, US3S 1T TO POK3 L1STL3SSLY 4T SHO3S* -
*POK3S L1STL3SSLY 4T DOCTOR’S SOOTY SHO3S*
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*LOOKS UP 4T DOCTOR W1TH S4D, BL1ND 3Y3S*
SN1FF. -
No, sorry. I’ve lived for centuries, it’ll take more to manipulate me than a child…about to… cry… *sighs and hands over the screwdriver* Don’t break it, and I’ll need it back soon. It’s for a sharky thing, too long to explain.