Homestruck
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((What happened is terezi clearly captchalogued the sonic screwdriver in her scratch and sniff modus sylladex, read the captcha code on the back of the card, and reproduced the item with the appropriate grist. Not going to explain that in character, or in more detail. There’s a comic out there to read, if you haven’t.))
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*TR13S TO LOOK ST3RN, W1TH H3R H4NDS ON H1PS – R34LLY JUST 3NDS UP LOOK1NG R1D1CULOUS W1TH TH3 OV3RS1Z3D CO4T H4NG1NG TO H3R KN33S*
TH1S DOG 1S JUST ST4R1NG 4T M3… -
-Runs in and starts screaming- Steven and Terezi! Stop this bickering right now! -Yips and scowls at everyone-
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W4444! *THROWS 4RMS OV3R F4C3 PROT3CT1V3LY, H1TT1NG TH3 SON1C SCR3WDR1V3R’S SW1TCH 4G41N, FL1PP1NG TH3 L1GHTS B4CK ON*
1T’S TH3 ON3 TH4T B1T M3 34RL13R! -
@.@ Don’t be scared. I’m a nice fox. All friendly and everything! -Whines and tilts his head slowly to one side-
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*T1LTS H34D TO ON3 S1D3, POK1NG 4T OWN HORNS W1TH F1NG3R* WH4T 1S 4 FOX?
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A fox is a creature of happiness and fun! We are made of red fur… -Bristles his fur and stands tall- FEEL MY RED FUR! FEEL IT!
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*B3NDS OV3R 4ND STROK3S R3D FUR*
1T 1S V3RY SOFT.
*SN1FF*
4ND TH3 COLOR SM3LLS SO D3L1C1OUS! R3D 1S TH3 MOST D3L1C1OUS COLOR, 4NYON3 WHO S4YS OTH3RW1S3 1S TH3 WORST LY1NG CR1M1N4L 3V3R. -
WHY DO FOX3S G3T TO B3 SUCH 4 D3L1C1OUS COLOR?
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Because we are much softer than… Than… Whatever you are @.@ WHY DO YOU HAVE HORNS?! That makes no sense! No sense at all!
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OH, 1 4M 4 TROLL! OUR HOM3 PL4N3T WH3R3 MY P3OPL3 RUL3D W4S C4LL3ED 4LT3RN14, 4ND 4LL OF US TROLLS H4V3 HORNS. TH3R3 4R3N’T V3RY M4NY OF US L3FT, 4T TH1S PO1NT.
*LOOKS DOWN, SN1FFS S4DLY* -
((Thanks for stopping by and keeping the conversation moving, Kitsu. You’re a good RPer))
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((That’s okay, Terezi!))
-Whines and paws at the strange creature- Don’t be sad! You’re a happy troll! O.O You can have lots of horns and faces and red eyes and THINGS JUST LIKE THAT! -Screams-
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Gah, I accidentally bumped it after 2 FRIGGIN’ YEARS. I moved the post.