[Feferi Peixes]

38O So many Karkrabs!

[Terezi ‘soillegal’ Pyrope]

34CH OF TH3M MOR3 ORN3RY TH4N TH3 L4ST!

[Andrew Hussie]

Hee hee.

[Aryan ‘Subjugglator’ Ekans]

// dEAr Pyrope…. whΦ iSss bEiNg judgEd ΦN thE cΦurtblΦcK tΦdAy….? >:) //

[Gamzee Makara]

)o: LoOkS lIkE i’Ll HaVe To WaTcH mY mOtHeR……fLiPpIn’….MoUtH iN hErE! wAiT…..tHaT sOuNdS sTuPiD. oH wElL.

[Aryan ‘Subjugglator’ Ekans]

//thAt didN’t SssΦuNd liKE yΦu At All Gamzee… >:( AgaiN i SssAy, dAmN thiSss SssitE…. ANd dAmN thE humANSss whΦ turNEd ΦN uSss ΦN fAcEbΦΦK….//
-softly hisses angrily and folds arms across her chest-

[Terezi ‘soillegal’ Pyrope]

F1RST ON TH3 4DD3NDUM; OWN3RS 4ND OP3R4TORS OF TH3 HUM4N W3BS1T3 F4C3BOOK FOR BL4T4NT 4NT1-4LT3RN14N POL1C13S.

[Terezi ‘soillegal’ Pyrope]

H4PPY CO1NC1D3NC3, 4S TH3 1NV3ST1G4T1ON H4S B33N GO1NG ON FOR MONTHS! >:D

[Gamzee Makara]

It DoEsN’t FeEl NaTuRaL, nOt BeIn On ThAt HuMaN sItE aNyMoRe…. AnD nOt BeInG aBlE tO cUrSe, DaM– )o: hOnK.

[Terezi ‘soillegal’ Pyrope]

G4MZ33, 4T L34ST PR3T3ND TO B3 1N 4 COURTBLOCK. 1 H4V3N’T H34RD N34RLY 3NOUGH HONK1NG OUT OF YOU.

[Aryan ‘Subjugglator’ Ekans]

-smirks-
// hEhEhE…. thiSss SsshAll bE fuN tΦ wAtch…. //
-pats Gamzee on the shoulder-
// AgrEEd…. it’Sss diSssturbiNgly Φdd tΦ hAvE tΦ chANgE Φur quirKSss…. >:S //

[Gamzee Makara]

(o: AlRiGhT, i’Ll TrY tO pReTeNd NoW. -tHe MoThErF– tHe ClOwN cLeArS hIs ThRoAt WiTh A lOuD hOnK-

[Terezi ‘soillegal’ Pyrope]

OP3N1NG ST4T3M3NT: 1N FRONT OF H1S HONOR4BL3 TYR4NNY W3 PR3S3NT TH3 V3RY S3R1OUS CH4RG3S L3V13D 4G41NST TH3 4CCUS3D, WH1CH 4R3 4S FOLLOWS: NONST4ND4RD MURD3R OF H1GHBLOOD 4CCOUNTS, SP3C1F1C 4NT1-4LT3RN14N B14S 1N SUMM4RY NON4PPROPR14T3 4DJUD1C4T1ONS, 1LL1C1T CONT4CT W1TH 34RTH F4RM 4N1M4LS, 4ND D4R1NG TO B3 SUCH 4 D3L1C1OUS SH4D3 OF BLU3!

[Terezi ‘soillegal’ Pyrope]

*TH3 DR4GON3SS 1S ST4RTL3D FOR 4 MOM3NT 4T TH3 1NCR3D1BL3 SOUND OF TH3 HONK!*

[Aryan ‘Subjugglator’ Ekans]

-hisses loudly and angrily at the mention of the murdered highblood accounts-

// whAt SsshAll wE dΦ with thESssE Ssscumb if thEy ArE tΦ bE fΦuNd guilty….? >:( //