Homestruck
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Justice is great. Love justice. Better than fishfingers and custard. But justice without the killing, that’s the thing.
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*PULLS K1TT3N 1NTO L4P, P3TS*
1 THINK TH1S 1S 4NOTH3R H1L4R1OUS CULTUR4L M1SUND3RST4ND1NG! F1RST OF 4LL, WH4T 1S F1SHF1NG3RS 4ND CUST4RD?
S3CONDLY, TH3 GU1LTY 4R3 SUBJ3CT TO TH3 R3PR1S4L OF L4W! WH1CH MUCH OF TH3 TIME M34NS 3X3CUT1ON. DON’T T4K3 1T P3RSON4LLY! UNL3SS YOU 4R3 TH3 ON3 4CCUS3D, TH3N F33L FR33 TO T4K3 1T P3RSON4LLY. -
Hi Mutini. -eyebrow waggle-
((Sorry steph, but I love torturing you.)) -
((see, torture… now that’s just obscene))
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(( why, why, why ahleks. ))
-purrs as Terezi pets him, glaring at Andrew- >::( -
Fishfingers and custard is brilliant! It tastes all crispy and sweet and amazing. Human food. And yes, culture, I understand that, but murder is a huge no. I’m the Oncoming Storm, and if I can help it there won’t be any killing while I’m around! No way, no how, no-Guilty, you said? Of what crime? Was there a trial? Did they have a proper defense? And what is your opinion on bow-ties?
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OF COURS3 TH3R3 W4S 4 TR14L! 4ND D3F3NS3 1S 4 D1RTY WORD 1N 4 COURTBLOCK! >:O TH3R3 W4S 4N OPPORTUN1TY TO OBJ3CT 4ND 1NT3RPR3T, 4S 1S CUSTOM4RY.
BOW T13S 4R3 D4SH1NG, P4RT1CUL4RLY WH3N M4TCH3D TO 4 P41R OF BROGU3D OXFORDS! 1 KNOW 4LL OF TH3 D3L1C1OUS HUM4N F4SH1ONS. (3SP3C14LLY TH3 R3D F4SH1ONS!)*SCR4TCH3S K1TT3N UND3R CH1N*
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*TURNS H34D UP DR4M4T1C4LLY (4LSO M4J3ST1C4LLY)* 4ND TH3 CR1M3…
W4S MURD3R.4MONGST OTH3R TH1NGS.
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B3C4US3… TH4T’S 4R4D14’S TH1NG? 4ND 4,1,3 4R3 TH3 NUM3R4LS OF TH3 BL1ND PROPH3TS?
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-purrs, rolling over onto his back, nuzzling the trolls’ hands-
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*SCR4TCH3S B3LLY* 4WW 4R3N’T YOU JUST TH3 CUT3ST!
((it would be out of character to use anything other than Terezi’s standard typing quirk. I am not roleplaying an original character. Here. http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=003931 all you need to know about Terezi. Better idea, start the comic from the beginning.))
((originally this was obviously a response to someone asking about my typing quirk, wanting to know why I wasn’t typing a zero to substitute for the letter o. this question has for some reason (1 4SSUM3 SH4M3!) been removed.))