[Ares]

Is unconscious due to the Crude Ogre’s grip

[DolimiccanDragon]

I noticed Ares was unconscious a few seconds after asking her if she was okay, so I realized I needed something to wake her up. I’d fallen in love without realizing it, and so I had to do it. I messaged a friend for help, she was the only one online with a Sylladex.

PESTERLOG:

iamgamer215 (IG) started pestering grimAuxiliatrix (GA)

IG: Hey, I need your help
GA: Hello There
GA: What Is It You Need
IG: Do you have something that I can use to wake up someone that’s unconscious?
GA: Well I Dont Know
GA: I Have Some Sort Of Earth Salt
GA: It Is Labeled “Smelling Salt”
IG: Ok, send me the code
GA: X482GW54
IG: Thanks!

I entered it on my gun’s built in Alchemiter and created it. I used it to wake Ares up.

IG: Thanks, Kanaya! You really helped out!
GA: Glad To Help
GA: Are You In Love With The Girl I Helped You Revive
IG: What? No.
IG: Well, maybe a little
GA: Well I Wish You The Best Of Luck
IG: Okay, bye

iamgamer215 ceased pestering grimAuxiliatrix

“Are you okay?” I asked Ares.

[THEBUB]

ugh. My brain hurts, and for more reasons than one. First, did I just get launched from an interdimensional cannon? Second, how do I somehow keep getting ignored ’round here? Whatever.

———————-15 minutes later—————————-
Hey. Just made my first weapon here. I call it the “Flimsy One”. The sword looks shitty to anyone who isn’t holding it, then the sword is pretty badass. This thing can slice practically anything. Took extra grist to pull this thing outta the Homestuck dimension, but whatevs. Time to check out the action.

[Zacharie]

He wakes up slowly and groggily looking around not really sure where he is,then it hits him…this isn’t his house! He looks around frantically! Where is he!? Why is he here!? He has never seen this part of the Neverhood before. But then it dawns on him, maybe he isn’t in the neverhood! He stands up, looks around to see no one is around. He then looks to the building behind him. That place gave him the creeps, but the thought it was worth checking out. He was kinda lonely.

[Sonic the Hedgehog]

I ran up to July. “Hey, who are- WHOA.” I know awesome when I see it, and that guy’s sword… “Wow, that’s a cool-looking sword. The others suggested I team up with you to look around out here. I wanted to look inside, but I chose outside. Pretty smart decision, considering that scream I heard a few minutes ago. Where’d you get the sword, anyway?” I thought of an unbreakable Caliburn when I saw it.

[THEBUB]

I raise an eyebrow. “Where do you think I have to put this? In a scabbard? Nope, this thing’s too sharp for a scabbard. THIS is where I have to put it.” I then insert the sword into my chest, avoiding my heart and lungs. “Tingles for a bit, then I’m good.”

Heh. I always get a kick outta this.

[Ash Ketchum]

This is when I woke up, and saw… some sort of guy made out of clay? He looked like someone from 1997… “Hey, can you hear me?” I yelled, which woke Pikachu up. Suddenly I noticed someone was on Pesterchum, the official IM program of all video game characters.

PESTERLOG:

iamgamer215 (IG) started pestering pokeMaster (PM)

IG: Hey, I had a mishap with Neo Cortex
PM: Did you wake up in front of a building and see someone made of clay?
IG: The first part, yes. The second part… Wait, WHAT
PM: I’ll send a picture
pokeMaster sent iamgamer215 file “Strange clay man.png”
IG: I’ve heard of this guy before… His name is Klaymen, and he helped save a strange place known as the Neverhood
PM: Should I talk to him?
IG: Don’t expect a response, the only time I ever heard him talk was… Well, you probably don’t want to know
PM: So what should I do?
IG: Tell him about the group system we have!
PM: What group system?
IG: My new friend Ares and I are checking inside the building, you and Klaymen need to find Sonic’s group and go with them. They’re checking outside
PM: Okay, thanks!

iamgamer215 ceased pestering pokeMaster
I walked over to Klaymen and said, “Hey, my friend told me your name is Klaymen, I’m Ash Ketchum! My friend also told me that those of us that woke up split into groups, he asked me to take you to find someone else, Sonic the Hedgehog, who is with a group exploring outside! Are you coming?” Pikachu responded with an excited “Pika!”

[Ares]

wakes up. “What the hell is that awful smell!”
Realizes Gamer saved her life.
“Gamer… thanks.” “What was that, thing?”

[THEBUB]

I turn, with my sword of doom still in my chest. “What’s up? Did I miss anything?” I love acting like nothing is wrong at all.

Heh. This should be good.

[Sonic the Hedgehog]

I wasn’t surprised at all, because it looked pretty cool. Now all he needed was to turn orange, grow wings, and get iShades. Speaking of which… “I found these things a long time ago, you need them to compliment the look.” I gave him the iShades I had found when the Pokemon appeared, to help him with the Homestuck joke. “If you get a Pesterchum account, be sure to add iamgamer215 so the groups can chat. By the way, what’s your name?”

[Ares]

Can’t stop staring at Gamer’s eyes.

[THEBUB]

“Oh, I get called July a lot. Real creative, I know, but I digress.” Digress? what the hell is wrong with you, Narrator? Whatever. “Who’s the new chick?” I jerk my thumb over my shoulder towards Ares.

[Ares]

“Wha-what?”
“Oh”
Gets up and brushes herself off.
“I’m Ares, and you are?”

[THEBUB]

“I’m called July, how are you?” I stick out a hand to shake, waiting.
Wow. Okay, new game. Heh.

[Ares]

Shakes hand.
“Ok, maybe we should stick together…. without running ahead.”