\"Come Right In, Dear!\"
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\"Come Right In, Dear!\"
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Eridan sat in silence for a while he realized he had forgot to ask for tea and wanted to make it look like it was on purpose. He eventually decided to say to Kanaya, “ill havve some tea if you please kan.” even though he was spiteful, he stayed more or less polite (or sarcastic).
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Kanaya glanced in the sea-dwellers direction with surprise. She quickly shook her head, grabbing her Jade teapot and filling his cup. “But Of Course, Eri,” she said politely.
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Dirk blinked behind his sunglasses and shrugged. The trolls started to talk to each other leaving the humands to do what ever humans do, he didn’t mind. Dirk wandered away with Jake, who had refused to let go of his shoulders and now he had a.derpy grin on his face. Jake didn’t seem to be aware of the world around him.
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Jake removed his arm as Jake started to walk, be grabbed a new tea cup and bounced after Dirk. “Oh! I hope to see your little bro’s friend..John I think? He looks like me!” He grinned and sat down at one of the couches,”Bimsly’s muffins mate, I wonder if they ever will come though.”
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Dirk shrugged. “Im not sure, but i hope soon.” The mechanical bird landed on his shoulder, “I need to give the bird to him…” He carefully took a sip out of the delicate cup.
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Meulin stood on the other side of the road, circling around a bit because she couldn’t hear the drones telling her to cross. She was starting to get moody. “CAN I CROSS NOW, PURRLEASE?” She shouted to one of the drones acting as the traffic manager, which wasn’t really necessary, considering anyone barely ever drove through the gloomy planet ever… considering most adults had been culled for either not being able to fill a bucket with cum or accidentally dropping down a cliff no one could’ve seen was there because trolls just like to play evil pranks like that. She crossed her arms, assuming she would get there early. “That’s what I’ve been telling you this whole time!” The drone shouted back. “What do you think rides around here?” He said, and she barely understood him, from he was a bit far for her to read lips. “SORRY!” She shouted back after looking around the empty road. She never really thought to herself much, being one to just go with it and- Oh, realize things beforehand. Meulin burst through the doors, having a big, toothy grin on her face. “KANNY, HOW’S THE TEA GOING?” She loudly announced, not being able to hear herself talk. She stood there smiling for a second before noticing the people already there and cocking her head to the side. “HOW COME EFURRIONE IS ALREADY HERE?” She looked at her watch. “WHEN DID THIS START?”
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Jake jumped when the loud troll came busting in and fell flat on his face on the floor, falling of the couch. He groaned,”Blimey, mate, turn it down will you?” The man sat up and scrambled back on the couch, rubbing his forehead moodily.
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“OH MY COD, I’M SO FURRY!” She gasped at scaring Jake. “UM, THAT WASN’T A FURRY GOOD PUN, WAS IT?” She shook her head. “I’VE BEEN DOING THIS FURR YEARS AND I STILL HAFFUREN’T GOTTEN THE HANG OF IT.” She frowned. “ANYWAY, oh, I mean, anyway… is this better? Are you okay, kitty?” She quickly went over to Jake and got really close to his face, as if inspecting for injuries. “Pawdon me…” She told him, turning to Kanaya.”Tail me, you didn’t lion to me Kanny, did you?”
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Jake scooted away from the cat loving troll,”Uh, yes, I’m fine, ripe as a rain!” He grinned and sipped his tea, his forehead having a slight red mark on it though. The troll was weird, really, who comes yelling into a tea party? It’s a tea, party, with tea. Blimey some people or trolls can’t respect the tea, pip, pip, cheerio as he would say.
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Meulin was still very much confused, but took the situation as it was. Thankfully, she hadn’t noticed anyone else just yet or it would’ve made her start rambling about… Shipping most likely. “Purrfect!” She replied, smiling at Jake apologetically while rubbing the back of her head. “I’m deaf you see… Can’t hear myself talk.” She put her hands over her ears. “Hear no evil.” She said quietly, as if to herself.
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Jake nodded,”Sorry then,” he said then moved his hands while he talked, sipping his tea once more. “I find your puns amusing, if I might say.” The man grinned and decided to try one from him self,”It’s just purrfict to meet you.” Jake held out his hand,”Jake English at your service.”
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“It’s purrfectly fine.” She replied, and clapped when he tried out a cat pun. “PURRFECT!” She squealed, smiling. Giggling, she took his hand in her gray one. “Meowlin, I mean, Meulin Leijon.” She shook it and gave him a toothy grin. “Pawdon me but I would love to ship you with…” She looked around the room and gasped. “AMPORA!” She jumped, surprised at seeing him there. He was actually not the Ampora she knew best, thankfully(?), or else she would have to endure a day’s burden of being called “pussycat” and other offensive slurs of the sort… Not to mention shameless flirtation, the nerve! She had- or, really HAD a matesprit… But still, no Ampora for her, at least not the one she was thinking of. This one was different… She hoped.
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Vriska’s question made him think, he hadn’t seen Fef in a while, probably something to do with Sollux, thinking about it made him mad him replied, “oh yeah wwell wwhy don’t you ask that lowwblood Sol he seems to be spendin alot of time wwith her,” he huffed angrily as he then started thinking about where Feferi could be. He then realized another troll yelling his name, he turned to see it was only another lowblood, he sighed and said “you knoww next time don’t get my hopes up.”
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“EXCUSE ME, I WAS NEFUR TOO FOND OF AMPURRAS ANYWAY!” She coughed. “Amporas.” She decided they didn’t deserve to have anything to do with cat puns. She turned her head away, still standing beside Jake. “If he wants to be that way, I might as well write a fanfic about him and CAPTOR.” She said mostly to herself. “Oh, and make it RED with a tefurball plot twist.” She didn’t like him already. At least Cronus acted as if he didn’t care about blood castes. This troll was arrogant.