[Loaka of the Wind]

NEWS THREAD –

Due to starting a new job, I’m too pooped to give you more adventure. Please continue panicking wildly until the weekend arrives, at which time I may consider writing more adventure.

EDIT: No, I will not refund your $64.99 group entry fee, but the embroidered PRESS START t-shirts are still on their way.

[Loaka of the Wind]

THIS JUST IN –
I’m gonna do more stuff.
There’s going to be an art-style change.
This is 100% because I’m a lazy bitch.
Work is hard, shut up.
What? No. You can never have enough money.
What about my fans? I didn’t even know I had them.

[Loaka of the Wind]

NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS

Almost two years after the first post, the News thread has seen a new post! We asked people on the street what they thought.

“Get away from me!”
“I’m calling the police.”
“Man, I’ve been waiting for ages for that thing! Okay, now wheres my money–”

 

In other, less important news, Press Start will be continuing again shortly, complete with new thread. This is due to a rise in the number of graphics tablets available to the creator, from zero to a whopping one. For now, enjoy this picture.