Shinsengumi Headquarters
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Beware of the zombies and unibrows!
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Beware of the zombies and unibrows!
*Gori had arrived at the office, he could sense there was some kind of tension in the air. He saw there was a message on his phone and picked it up to listen to it. Once he heard the details he focused on giving his orders.* Oohh we got trouble! *he called all his shinsengumi officers and began to speak.* I need you to be aware of the threat that is among us. A massive horde of zombies has been threatening the inhabitants of the new world. I need all commanding officers to take their units and head out. I need smaller teams to do a search and make sure all citizens are escorted safely to their homes or anywhere they can board up and stay safe until the threat is contained! Make sure to protect the citizens from the denizens of undead out there! Check the beach, businesses, the schools, the both Kabukicho and Akihabara cities and any place else you can think of! Remember that to dispose of these undead unibrows you have to aim for their heads or burn them to a crisp! These are the orders from your commander! Get your swords and other weapons! *salutes them* Now Get going! Watch yourselves! Get back safely! And buy me some bananas on your way back!
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*Alto was ready to report back to his big brother.* Commander Kondo! The zombie epidemic seems to be dying down. *he then hears something about unibrow zombies and his eye twitches* What’s that now? Uniwhats? EEEH what do you mean get you bananas? *facepalms and lands in the headquarters as he enters.* You’re here giving orders and asking for bananas and these unibrow things are all over the place? Geez!
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*Soji comes over to Alto smiling* Easy now! He may look like dumb big gorilla that only eats bananas but he’s still our big brother and commander. Besides, he got news for us of great importance. But first, let’s take care of these um unibrow zombies! You got any tweezers on you?
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*he grins* I have a better idea. Let’s leave the tweezers for our new friend mayo man to take care of the unibrows? We’ll leave it under a pile of mayo with a note!
@mayora07 -
I love how you think brother! *grabs a bunch of mayo and rights him a note.* We are heading out to get bananas for Commander Kondo. He gave orders for you to use the tweezers to take care of the unibrows.
toodle doo,
*signs* Soji -
*picks up the letter* Now why in hell did you sign it with this “toodle doo” thing?
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*snatches the letter and giggles. then puts it back on the pile of mayo.* Come on now! Don’t sweat the small stuff. *takes out his sword.* Let’s make our way to the S-Clan unit and get some more intel.
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Fine! But let’s take boss Matsuraida’s car! It’s spacious. *they leave the task to Toushirou and the rest.*
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OOH Minna! Where are you two going? Don’t leave me here with the unibrowzombies!!
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-upon arriving at the head quarters Hijikata frowned at the ongoing commotion- what the hel is goin on here?!
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Ooooh Toshi! Go out and get me some bananas with Saito san and get rid of those unibrowzombies! I want to be able to walk over to Otae sans!
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Ha?! What the hell is a unibrow.. err whatever that is?! -looks around,
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Ooh scary zombie-like people with one big brow!! They have more brow on their face than I have hair on my butt!
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This reply was modified 7 years, 9 months ago by Isao "Gori" Kondo (GorillaSugarDemon).
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This reply was modified 7 years, 9 months ago by
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*Facepalms* First zombies and now unibrows!! Tch! I’ll be in the kitchen having mayo and writing my report if someone needs me! Get some tweezers and pass them out to the officers and someone gather up those unibrows and send them to the barbershops around town! *he walks into his the headquarters shaking his head* Seriously! UNIBROWS!!!
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*Brings tweezers, hands them to uncle TenguTosshi and with a smile he leaves him there* Okay! I’m sure you got this handled!
@hijikatatengusensei -
Wha– Why is there ever a zombie return!? I thought everything are peace !?
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