Beware of the zombies and unibrows!

  • HijikataPsychoticSugarDemonTengu

    Member
    April 11, 2017 at 2:58 pm

    Wha– Why is there ever a zombie return!? I thought everything are peace !?

  • Isao “Gori” Kondo (GorillaSugarDemon)

    Organizer
    April 15, 2017 at 7:52 am

    Oooh there’s no peace until I get my bananas! *pounds his chest*

  • Shuhei Saotome ‡ SanguineVampyruszSugarDemon

    Organizer
    June 30, 2017 at 3:20 am

    *sighs as he sees the zombie situation still out of control around the Shinsengumi headquarters, they had each HQ. The Shinsengumi officers passed the problem from one officer to the next officer until there were unibrow and zombies outside the HQ. Shuhei took out his swords and headed outside to take care of the zombies first. He twirled the sword of his left hand.* I’ll cut down the zombies! Find out what we need to do to get rid of those unibrows! *he would have to be careful not to decapitate citizens that were unibrow and not zombies.* This will be a challenge!
    *he run outside and using his speed he jumped over several police cars. He started in an area outside where the zombie were easier to distinguish and cut down first and he went to work on this right away. His swords would swing like two chainsaws decapitating a large number of zombies. And then a unibrow grabbed on to him. He had to break free without hurting or getting bitten by the unibrow.* Damn it!

  • *Thorny Toshi was researching the unibrows which the news was now calling zombrows.* I got it! *he snaps his fingers* So all we need to do is grab some razors and unmerge those unibrows! *He looked at his sword.* I might end up killing them if I use these. *He handed razors to each officer and sent out several units.* Don’t let them unite your brows! Make sure you shave right in the center! We don’t want a nobrow zombie problem either! Be careful! All troops head out. *Then he assigned a unit to eliminate the zombies.* Captain Shuhei is out there targeting the zombies. Be careful not to kill the zombrows! *he shakes his head* This is confusing enough! Tch!
    *He quickly grabbed a couple of razors. And yelled out his command* ATTACCCCK! *Then dashed out the door shaving all the unibrows right down the middle until they were back to normal. Then another group would grab those who became normal and pull them out of the area so they wouldn’t be attacked by regular zombies.*

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