[Aoi Mugen]

I once left the plunger in the toilet of a blind man’s home.

I regret nothing.

[Professor Kokonoe]

I littered someone’s floor with Legos.

I’m certain that trumps whatever you said, and/or will say, unless it involves forcing someone’s cookies to never be able to reach their milk, no matter what.

[PJ]

During a Dungeons and Dragons game, I was in a team of three with a Sorcerer and a Warrior, I believe. I played the Warlock.

We’d received news of zombie hordes troubling a nearby town, so we went to investigate.
After passing a bit of time asking around town about the issue, my two allies went to sleep.

Meanwhile, I went to the Necromancer’s hideout alone. My familiar scouted out the area ahead for me, and then after a while, I found myself at an evil-looking lair. At the front was a single zombie with unusually high intelligence. I charmed the zombie servant, and then went into the lair.

Inside, in the largest room, I found a Vampiress sitting on the throne. Initially, all I intended to do was scout out the area ahead for my fellow adventurers. Seeing the Vampiress there, however, changed my strategy entirely.

I knew well that these vampires in particular preferred devils over humans, so I had a plan. I’d try to talk to her, as I’m the only one out of my party who would probably be able to talk with her. My Charisma score was 20, after all. She acknowledged that my magic was good enough to break her control over that one zombie, and for that she actually congratulated me. Despite my best attempts, I could not come to an agreement with her. I challenged her to single combat, and lost. She drained some of my energy to recover what damage I dealt to her. Weakened, I was then brought to a guest room. We talked for a short bit, then we made love.

Around this time, my teammates figured out something was wrong. They made their way over to the “villain’s” lair, fighting a group of zombies along the way. Once they arrived, they asked for my return. Funny how that works.

A short fight started, which I swiftly stopped. At this point, the zombie maid was now my follower. Remember this.

Despite being a part of the adventuring party, the vampiress wanted me for herself. I went with my two battle-brothers, and the vampiress flew into a fit of jealous rage. Zombies attacked us from every direction. After a while, the battle turned out to be too much for me, and I fled, all while my companions mocked me for my cowardice. The vampiress talked to me telepathically, and, while sobbing, asked for my company once more. I dragged myself and the zombie maid over to the vampiress once more.

After this, the battling was over for real. The four of us talked with one another, and for a short while, all adventured together. Because the vampiress was weak to light, she constantly had to turn into a bat and cling to my clothing.

Then, eventually, we all headed to a mountain range, the vampiress and myself heading further up. During this, I was attacked by a rather powerful dark elf. I ordered for the vampiress to flee, and she slowly did so. During the fight, I gave the dark elf a magically charged kiss, much like a vampire bite. Little did I know, the vampiress was still watching, and she became furious, choosing to abandon me entirely. Despite my best efforts, I was beaten, and while i was fleeing, I took one arrow too many, at which point my bloody body rolled down the mountain.

With my dying breath, I sent off my cat familiar to bring my companions to my body. They never came.

I broke a woman’s heart, and fled from battles when my companions were still fighting. Heh.

[Matt Roberts]

I nearly kicked my friend’s ass at Injustice: Gods Among Us t.he very first time I played the game, even though he’d had it for whioe. He took out the game before I could beat him.

[PJ]

I nearly kicked my friend’s ass at Injustice: Gods Among Us t.he very first time I played the game, even though he’d had it for whioe. He took out the game before I could beat him.

Aren’t we talking about evil things we’ve done?

[Matt Roberts]

Mobile Skyrie isn’t letting me use the reply button. But, PJ, I shamed a really good friend of mine. He normally takes things like this like a man, so it shows how much I shamed him.

[PJ]

Mobile Skyrie isn’t letting me use the reply button. But, PJ, I shamed a really good friend of mine. He normally takes things like this like a man, so it shows how much I shamed him.

… that’s sufficiently evil.

Also, I’m not using the reply button, I’m using blockquotes.

[Ickle Wickle Dickle-chan]

Hmmm, seeing as it’s Halloween, I’ll give a trick-or-treating story.

As one interested more in the grotesque side of Halloween, girls dressed up at princesses vexed me. My solution to this? I blew up a bag of balloons, some with a piece of candy and most with pebbles inside them. Any “princess” that came up to me received a balloon. That way, even if they chose one with candy in it, it took up space in their trick-or-treating bags so they wouldn’t be able to get as much candy. HA! I sure showed them >:)

[Tartarus]

I had a lot of geeky, rather lame guys that liked me a few years ago. Like, those really awkward ones that have absolutely no game. At one point, there was six at once that were trying to woo me. So I told all of them that I’d meet them after this football game, (I wear the mascot costume) and when they all showed up they just found eachother and the football team. I heard they got pummeled pretty bad but hey, I wasn’t there so I can’t say for sure. 😉

[MitsukoKami]

i dont do many evil things buut i whacked a person a long time ago because they mad. The reason i got mad was because they where supposed to help with a project for but they didnt.

[Sky the Mongoose]

There’s quite a few things I’ve done. Some of which I am ashamed of.

1. I sent many anonymous messages on tumblr to my friend (who is the straightest person I know), describing what I wanted him to do to my anus. He turned his anon button off, so I made a blog which did nothing but send him messages about how much I wanted to fuck him and stuff. He never found out it was me.

2. I’ve had many people take a romantic interest in me in the past year, but I’ve lead them on, only revealing I have a girlfriend after much flirtatious talk.

3. I have texted gay erotica to my brother’s friends from his phone.

4. I keep stealing pencils from my friend, and leaving them in random places in the school.

5. One of my roleplay characters has a horrid habit of picking up women, so if I am unsure if I will join a roleplay, I join as him, pick up a girl almost immediately, then I never appear in that RP again.

And much, much more. Reviewing things, I am a horrible person.

[Aoi Mugen]

I once hid the Television Remote.

I saw some grown men cry.

[Aoi Mugen]

I broke a woman’s heart, and fled from battles when my companions were still fighting. Heh.

I think the worse thing is you cheated on Skyrie with a Vampire.

[PJ]

I think the worse thing is you cheated on Skyrie with a Vampire.

I’m going to pretend you never said that.

[Aoi Mugen]

I’m going to pretend you never said that.

Wow that’s evil.