[Tsukuyomi “Nichts”]

I don’t really do many “evil” things other than the occasional troll pranks on my friends (both irl and in game).

But many years ago on Easter Sunday- I think 2008- (keep in mind I was about 11 at the time) I was eating at a restaurant near the bay (since I’m a San Diegan), so there was a patio that opened out to the water. There was a small flock of ducks swimming by the shore, with the only thing between me and them was the downward, rocky slope and some vegetation.

So for whatever reason, my mind thought “Hey, if I manage to smack a duck’s face with a rock, it would knock it out and I can go pet it” or something. (I’m a Pokemon fangirl, if that helps any.) I don’t know what possessed me to have that train of thought, but I went with it anyway.

So I was just crouching there, picking up pebbles and horribly missing the little nonchalant ducks. I got bored of my initial incentive and was just practically throwing rocks down at the water. But then I hear some screaming from behind me. It scared the crap out of me, then I swiveled around to see some old lady roaring at me from behind the window. I had no freaking idea what the hell she was saying, but I bet she was pissed off that I was attempting to be an animal killer or something. The old man was looking at me and, I dunno, wording for me to just stop what I was doing and leave.

I didn’t care at all anymore at that point. I just bolted back inside and to my table. I didn’t say a word about anything, but still. That lady was scary I bet she was the one scaring off the ducks instead of my little attempt- and I lost my poor childhood Pikachu plushie that day as well.

So yeah, wasn’t really a fun day after that. And I still remember it.
How is this considered evil? I dunno, I guess my ever so threatening rock throwing and that demonic old lady.

[Wulfraptor]

I jumped on my sleeping cousin’s bed yelling and screaming just to wake her up. I knew she’d been up all night but I did it anyways.

[Bellaz]

In kindergarten(mind you, I’m a freshman now :3), This one kid was annoying me so badly and wasn’t letting me do what I wanted to do. When the teacher wasn’t looking, he had taken one of my pencils. The teacher turned back around as I bit his finger. I got sent to the principal’s office of course. The next day, he wouldn’t let me take some things up to the teacher. He said some mean things and ticked me off. I stuck a pencil in his eye. Let’s just say I knew the principal very well by the end of kindergarten.

[Narrative Prompt]

Pokemon poaching is a serious offense and you should be disgusted with yourself! Although, seeing as how this is the league of evil, I guess you should be proud of yourself…

[adamantTrickster (Pristine Villarreal)]

I once had a huge hateful relationship with a girl in middle school, and would get in fists fights with her all the time.

Once, after school, we got into another fight, but at the time I had my super sharp pair of scissors in my hand to cut some paper into different shapes. She started to diss me again, cursing at me, but once she said the word that rubbed me the wrong way, I tried to stab her with my scissors in her side. I kinda missed, but left a pretty deep gash, and it left her shirt red in the same spot.

Luckily, my mom pulled up suddenly, and I ran towards the car, flew in, slammed the door, and we sped off. She DID ask me why I got in so fast, so I just told her that I was excited to get home.

I’m so glad my mom doesn’t question some things that I do.

BTW, this was in a park near my school, so no teachers or parents were around, really. And she NEVER, EVER reported it to the school, strangely. I still don’t know why.

[MitsukoKami]

when i do roleplaying the evilest thing i have done is either put a guy in a dress and whacked someone up side the head with a baseball bat

[Ares]

when a guy asked me out, i said yes because i realized how many people in the world get rejected everyday. even though i never liked the guy

[Peridot]

I don’t do evil things very often, although I love roleplaying villains. For my school’s Pokémon event I showed up in a Rocket uniform and started causing havoc, stealing people’s pokemon. But, I have a horrible temper which gets me into trouble.

In middle school, anyone who teased or bullied my friends would get one warning from me and then if they continued I’d viciously attack! I am also very gullible. So, what ended up happening is that if someone said that X had stolen Friend A’s homework, I’d tear through the entire school to find that person. I never beat up anyone I hadn’t seen cause trouble, but I have chased them around the school, terrorized them, waited for them outside the bathroom, etc. I am certain that most of these people were probably innocents. ><

[Ickle Wickle Dickle-chan]

Well done! That is a very evil thing to do! 😀 If you want to improve, however, make sure to not target only who you suspect to be bullies; innocents should be the prime targets for evil antics unless you have a specific style of evildoing. c:

[Matt Roberts]

Sometimes I’ll throw my dog’s toys onto the back patio roof. And sometimes I’ll climb up there and constantly tell him to come here.

[Kunz]

Just earlier today my young 9 year old cousin asked for me to pass the butter. Instead of getting it for him I made my aunt lean over the table and pass it to him.

[sarahthepandah]

When I was in the second grade, my friend and I would get into so much trouble while at school, one time, we took wads of toilet paper, wetted them down, and threw them on the ceiling; they stuck there… no one knew how they got up there

[SawsomeAwesome]

I once barley checked a group that i created.

No seriously guys.

[Thomas Laythorpe]

You guys were the ones who convinced me to join this… website. Only so I could tell you how much I hated you upon discovering your amateur nefarious deeds and before you grab the award for ‘Most Sardonic Bastard I have ever had the absolute pleasure of meeting’made out of the Paper Mache you obviously didn’t bother with I’d absolutely like to remind you that I am indeed staying to keep an eye on your unbelievably talentless yet none the less charming ‘naughty little deeds’. Good Never and may your dreams of world domination go unrealised.

[♒Eridan caligulasAquarium Ampora♒]

wwell I killed the “wwould be” empress +1 innocent bystander and shortly after destroyed all means of our races re-population but wwell it wwasn’t that much