[Chris the wise]

“onwards” Lawrence starts floating towards the cafeteria

[Wake]

“Alrighty! I know a guy who always gives me free stuff so I go away! I can probably get stuff for you too!” Leppu says, then excitedly runs to a grungy fast food joint in the corner of the cafeteria and leans over the counter with a massive grin. The clerk behind the counter sighs at his arrival. “Leppu… how many times do I have to tell you to leave me alone at work?” he asks with a sigh. Leppu reaches over and hugs the guy, “Hey that’s mean, you know you love me! So give me and my friends sodas??” The clerk looks behind Leppu at Lawrence and Barnaby, “Friends… so hes roped new people into his cult?” He says mostly to himself and hands over 3 sodas, which Leppu grabs and runs over to a table near a fountain in the cafeteria

(Sorry for making a new person, he will never return… -_-)

[Chris the wise]

Lawrence gracefully slides into a seat and removes the lid from his soda. Slowly a sphere of soda floats out of the cup, with a smile Lawrence leans in and drinks a little.

[Jazzy]

Barnaby sits down, taking a can of soda. He nods at Luppu and Lawrence. “Thanks–um–thanks.” Barnaby shakes his head and opens the can, he digs in his pockets and takes out a small plastic container. He opens the container, there’s a bunch of pills of different colors and sizes. He takes them all out and stuffs them in his mouth, he takes a huge swig of soda, swallowing them all.

[Wake]

Leppu puts his head on the table, holding a straw in his mouth, “Its so cool how you can just float things around, Im jelly… There was something I was gonna say, but I dont remember what it was…” he sighs and sees Barnaby take the pills, but decides to ignore it, not wanting to create any tension.

[Chris the wise]

Smiling, Lawrence sips a little more “It can be rather useful, and the correct term is Envious.”

[Wake]

Leppu puffs his cheeks indignantly, “…Envious?” he stretches his arms out on the table in slightly catlike way and smiles, “I wasn’t so good at school so I don’t really use big words.”

[Jazzy]

Barnaby smiles at Leppu, closing his eyes. “Awe, you’re so cute!” he reaches across the table and ruffles Leppu’s hair.

[Wake]

(Jeez too cute, u tryin to kill me here?)

“E-eh?!?” Leppu startles, then turns slightly pink in the face and scratches the back of his head, “I-I don’t think I’ve ever been called that before…”

[Jazzy]

Barnaby leans back, taking a sip of his soda. “Figures,” he says under his breath. “H-Hey, you guys wanna–uh–hear a story?”

[Wake]

“Sure.” Leppu says, crossing his arms under his head.

[Chris the wise]

Lawrence returns to floating “go on”

[Jazzy]

“Well,” Barnaby starts. “There was once a happy little boy and he–uh–lived with his happy family. One day he and–uh–um–his father, yes, his–uh–father went out for lunch. Now–uh–the father was a manly man, very tall and strong. And–uhh–the son looked up to him. Anyways, they–uh–went to lunch one day and–uh–the father got some uncooked cow brains. The father–uh–loved them and he wanted his young son to eat them too. And–uh–the son did eat them. But, something happened to the son. One day he–uh–started having some really bad depression. And–uh–it seemed that everything was wrong with the son. The father and mother took him to the hospital, and guess what?” Barnaby stops, looking at the two. “The boy wasn’t right up at the brain. A–uh–um–horrible thing happened in his brain. They called it Mad Cow Disease. And while they–uh–were lookin’ around in his brain, they found he had another horrible disease! And he was soon to die in a few 13 months. But–uh–with the help of doctors and lots and lots of pills, this boy is still alive today. Now–uh–don’t eat cow brains, or anything raw from a cow, ever. Don’t–uh–even eat cow. Because you don’t wanna end up like me.” Barnaby takes a sip of his soda. “Yes I’m–uh–the boy.”

[Wake]

“O-oh… I’ll make sure not to do that.”

[Jazzy]

Barnaby nods. “Uh-huh.”