“Hello. I suppose you’re here to help out with our mission. I’m grateful for your help. I don’t think I’ve introduced myself yet? My name is Taren. I am the leader of the Mary Sues, and I’ve… run into a predicament. A while back, another being, a human, split off from me. His name is Trigger, and he is currently assembling an alliance of humans and traitors to stop us. I need you to join us so we can rule over all other lower life forms.”
Wanna join Taren and be the bad guy? Look no further. Give an introduction in first-person, from your character’s point of view. The introduction must include these:
Name
Age
Gender
A bit of background info
Appearance
Abilities
Weapons (Swords are recommended. They aren’t as clunky or hard to use as a gun, just swing and slice.)
“Just like Taren, I’m a 25-year old guy who used to go on all sorts of crazy adventures. Nowadays, I’ve taken to leading the Mary Sue Army, and it’s just so much fun! I tend to take the form of Pokemon #448, a Lucario, but with red-gray-and-white fur. These shoes I’m wearing also give me enhanced speed and flight powers. They don’t explain my flame powers, though. I don’t even know why I have my flame powers. Anyway, I also have two Mac-10s, because I refuse to be held back by a sword that I can’t even use.”