Nonchalant Roleplaying
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Day’s hands start transforming into vines with melons and pineapples spontaneously sprouting from them.
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Ares turn her head to see a figure in the darkness. He is sitting behind a desk and his name is Jean.
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*At the sound of rushing feet Jean slowly opens his eyes takes his feet off the desk and spins to face the oncoming huntress, he speaks with a monotonous bored tone as if he is programmed to say these words for the rest of eternity* Hello and welcome to Fax World. A message isn’t a message without a dialtone. *His head slumps forward back on the desk and he appears to have fallen asleep again*
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*Jean jumps up with a start, slamming his hands on the table* HA! GOTCHA! *he starts jabbing his finger at Ares* Pfft Fax World! Fax World! That’d be /ridiculous/! *with a flick he throws his 100% authentic Fax World Employee Of The Month Nameplate into the corner* Who would for fall that?! Oh yeah.. you… awkward but still Where are you? That is /the/ question! Another question is who knows? Maybe I do, maybe I don’t; for all I know you could be the one who sent me here, or maybe I was the one who sent you here but oh wow would you look at the time!*he goes to look at his wrist but realises it’s bare and quickly tries to pull his sleeve down* While you have given us both a lot to think about I really must insist you leave as I have a date with a young beautiful and /wealthy/ socialite who I have to save from her wicked father… oh the pangs of being a hero! I didn’t ask for this gig y’know! *he turns Ares back towards the stairs and starts pushing her* I mean she came to me first all doll-eyed and deer like asking me to stop her Evil Baron of a father *he carries on pushing while he prattles*
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*spins around, grabs arms and turns them on his back*
Ok, I don’t know what’s going on here either but you don’t go around pushing people, especially girls.
Hmm… I guess that girl must be pretty desperate to have you as a hero. -
((I hadn’t realised this’d being updated :/))
Desperate is as desperate does! For example in an utter state of confusion at their own situation someone may try and misinterpret someone else’s actions, turn on them and insult them; especially after all they did was try and protect a young girl. So please, madam, don’t forget yourself, nor your manners; you seem fairly well travelled so you probably know from experience that people are more willing to talk face to face unrestrained. *While he’s talking he makes no attempt to break free, struggle, writhe or even begin to show resistance*
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Well Pineapples and melons are now my weapons. ((Time to return to the land of the living))
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((Oh geez, my randomness is coming in now, this will be fun.
Jade is a 17 year old green hedgecat with brown eyes. She is calm, but will tell you off if needed. She has a wereform, which is a mix of a bear and hawk, that she likes to keep quiet about and also seems to being followed by some sort of dark elemental hiding in her shadow. Fun Fact: The cat pair of Jade is a liger or a mix of a lion and a tiger.The thing following Jade? Oh it’s just Mephiles the Dark, too weak to really do anything. His wereform, should it come up, is a barbed devil mixed with an imp. Yes, I do have a D&D book that I read a good bit. Fun Fact: Mephiles has a crush on Jade, thus the reason why he’s following her. But Mephy can’t do anything, so……He can’t say it. He might regain some of his powers later.
Sorry for that long post.)) -
((sorry I haven’t been on
*let’s go*
you talk too much
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And Potatoes. I bring my Potato army.
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