[DolimiccanDragon]

An Abra came out of the Poke Ball and used Teleport on itself, Raven, Chaosalkiakernelsprite, and the whole house. They were all teleported to the Land of Ice and Pokemon, where the Abra just disappeared. Meanwhile, the Kernel divided from the Sprite, and the Chaosalkiasprite was turned into a more humanoid form.

[RavenCool the Wolf]

(Chaos Chao/palkia mobian for ChaosPalkia?)

“What just happened?” ChaosPalkia said. “Where are we is a better question.” RavenCool said, looking around. “Your in the land of ice and pokemon.” Tina the giratina said. “Tina, how are you even here?” RavenCool asked the giratina.

(Is it ok that RavenCool’s pokemon start showing up?)

[DolimiccanDragon]

((It’s okay, but have the Sprite give the exposition from here. They are supposed to be all-knowing, after all.))

I returned to the Lost Hex, only to accidentally get between this dimension’s Zavok and a punching bag. I was out like a light, but before I could faint, I teleported back home using the spacey thing.

I woke up in a dream bubble represented by the RP at http://www.skyrie.net/groups/homestuck-rpers/forum/topic/two-years-later-but-not-many/, and a few minutes later I woke up on my desk, then fell off it into a giant pile of the Rings I had collected.

[RavenCool the Wolf]

“Just wanted to be helpful. I can’t help my trainer with something?” Tina said, smiling a little. “I understand. Hey wolf, you can A) Take a nap and go god tier, or B, wait to do that and go snowboarding.” ChaosPalkia said. RavenCool goes inside the house, grabs her extreme gear, runs outside and yells. “Last one to the snowboarding hill is a rotten eggman nega!” The wolf starts to run, and hops onto her extreme gear to ride to the hill.

[DolimiccanDragon]

MESSAGELOG:

CF: You know Raven’s Sprite isn’t helping, right?
Me: I can’t check on that right now, I’m buried under a pile of Rings
CF: Wow… Just wow…
Me: And when they touch me, they disappear, only to fall on top of me again
CF: How do you even…
Me: I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT KNOCKED ME OUT!
CF: This dimension’s Zavok.
Me: Oh god, they’re HERE TOO?

Welp that did it. I did an acrobatic flaming pirouette off the handle and out of all the rings, then realized something. That acrobatic flaming pirouette… It was a Flame Tornado. I tried really hard to push the thoughts of purple cats out of my mind, but I eventually just had a mental breakdown. It went on for a few minutes before dying down, and then I noticed something outside my window.

[RavenCool the Wolf]

Tina follows RavenCool, wanting to have some fun before RavenCool goes god tier. “AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS THAT WOLF SHOULD GO GOD TIER BEFORE MESSING AROUND?!” ChaosPalkia yelled, annoyed. RavenCool starts to snowboard with her extreme gear instead of listening to the hybrid. “Come on, have some fun! Besides, wolves don’t listen to chao/dragon hybrids.” RavenCool said, smirking.

[DolimiccanDragon]

I went outside and that’s when I saw it. A little black robot, looking like it had devil horns, was standing there. He said, “Hi, I’ve got a message for you! Apparently your group is progressing through the game too fast, so I’ve been sent to do something that’ll hamper your progress!” He pulled a small TV out of the little messenger bag he had, and put on the “Trickster Mode Engage” animation from Homestuck. Seeing someone else in Trickster Mode is supposed to cause the viewer to go Trickster (but only if it’s a Player), and this is exactly what happened. This caused me to go absolutely insane. I didn’t think straight and combined the Time powers with my Aura powers. Time + Aura = Heart. This analogy came from the fact that the Hero of Heart in the original players’ dimension was an alternate dimension version of the Hero of Time. This caused my personality to go back to normal. It seems that combining god tier powers with other powers creates different god tier powers. However, a few seconds after, the temporary combination wore off and I went insane again, and headed off to LOIAP.

[RavenCool the Wolf]

(Where did Bokkun come from?)

RavenCool was snowboarding, with Tina sledding on her belly with an annoyed ChaosPalkia on her back. RavenCool snowboards off a trick ramp and does some tricks in the air.

[DolimiccanDragon]

((Interdimensional portal. Meanwhile, I need to get this problem fixed!))

“HEY RAVEN!” I yelled. “I SOLVED ALL MY PROBLEMS!” When Trickster Mode is engaged, this is the main thought. Suddenly a large ice block flew at me, knocking me back home. CF, you are awesome. I landed in Tropical Coast, in a pool of water. Weaknesses always fix Trickster Mode.

MESSAGELOG:

Me: CF
Me: An ice block just pwned me
Me: It was like Dave V.S. his Bro

[RavenCool the Wolf]

RavenCool keeps snowboarding and doing air tricks. ChaosPalkia flys to the house to wait for the wolf and giratina to come back. Tina keeps sleding with her belly.

[DolimiccanDragon]

I found a rocket board attachment, and decided this would help Raven out a lot. I programmed it to hook onto Raven’s snowboard and get her to the next gate, and sent it off.

[RavenCool the Wolf]

RavenCool unknowly turned the rocket attachment on when she turned to do a kick dash. “Geez, that was a strong kick dash…” She said as she passes a gate. (RavenCool’s snowboard is a extreme gear from Sonic Riders.)

[DolimiccanDragon]

MESSAGELOG:

CF: Raven just passed her first gate, she’s ascending at a fairly rapid pace
IG: I’ll fix that.

I pushed a button on the board console, turning the Flight-Type Extreme Gear around to send Raven into the Gate. Meanwhile, I got a pester.

PESTERLOG:

elfCalibur (EC) began pestering iamgamer215 (IG)

EC: So I see this session is the session where you make everything awesome?
IG: Oh, hi! That cherub still on your case?
EC: Yep. He thinks my name was stolen. What nerve!
IG: So it didn’t stop being a thing?
EC: Right. Mack is also yelling at me.
IG: Oh god. That troll is the worst out of them
EC: It seems you are biased, he is actually pretty nice-seeming.
IG: Whatever. CF hates the Mack from Earth, so I hate the one from Alternia
EC: Ah.
IG: How are you viewing me, anyway? I can’t believe you know I’m here already
EC: You do not remember? You sent me a strange Pesterchum allowing me to view you at any time.
IG: Oh yeah… Well, at least it wasn’t Trollian
EC: Yes, that is true. I will take my leave now.

elfCalibur ceased pestering iamgamer215

That was my pen pal, a Middle-Earth Elf from another time period. Maybe I’ll meet him in this session, who knows? Anyway, I should start with those gates. I flew to the first one, and… just as I expected, I was sent to the Windy Hill here. I sped through it, climbed a few Echeladder rungs, and jumped into the Return Node at the end of the level. My rank was now “Dipalkiaze the Cat,” obviously a reference to all the Blaze-like flame attacks I always use.

[RavenCool the Wolf]

RavenCool rolls though the gate, coming out in Flame Core. Tina also flew into the gate, wondering where the wolf had gone. “How did I go from being on a snowy hill to being in a volcano?” RavenCool asked herself. (That was mainly from her knowing a number of one shot like sonic characters, so random stages are random.)

[Ares]

((sorry I haven’t been on lately, where are we?))