[Apollo V.]

Apollo finishes eating the bottle. “Well, I’m full. Of glass. Won’t be eating for the next 5 days.”

[Apollo V.]

Apollo looks at Kika. “But I can’t get drunk. I just drink because a little is good for Ascendii.”

[Apollo V.]

Apollo grabbed the bottle and drank the entire bottle. “Uh…is it cheating if you can’t get drunk? Whatever, one upsmanship!!” Apollo begins eating the bottle.

[Apollo V.]

Apollo, standing on his head and looking at Kika, simply said “No. It tastes bad, but the alcohol tastes good.” Apollo took a glass, held it upside down, burned out the “booze” and drank what left on the bottom. “Yay! Alcohol! Oh..wrong alcohol..I like the ones inside of the thermometers.”

[Apollo V.]

Apollo crashed next to Jack. “I drank about a gallon of hydrogen zipping around like that. Shit gets weird at that speeds. Do I count?”

[Apollo V.]

<i>Apollo gets out of the holes. </i>”Trying again won’t hurt!”

[Apollo V.]

[I’m not going to tell Malice I was flying around the gym at 400 miles an hour] “I was flying…around the gym…at 400 miles an hour…” [Shoot]

[Apollo V.]

Apollo got up from all the rubble and looked through the holes. “I’m alright.”

[Apollo V.]

Apollo, who was now a proton in an accelerator, clocking 400 miles an hour in the gym, missed a wingbeat and smashed through the door, tumbling through the halls and making a massive hole in a bedroom door. “Bad landing…”. Apollo looked back through the hall and saw he burst through three walls, with Malice on the other end, where the gym was.

[Apollo V.]

“Fine nitroglycerin, but you are missing the workout you need…”  Wind speeds in the gym picked up to 40 while Apollo flew around and around the massive area at tremendous speeds

[Apollo V.]

Apollo yells across the hallway. “HURRY UP!!! Also Ody is not Jack and he’s not THAT skinny! And don’t get started on me.”

[Apollo V.]

Apollo makes it there first, as always. “Now to see who comes here last…”

[Apollo V.]

“For Ascendii, it is true. We’re interdimensional beings that just didn’t quite get it, how do you think mirroring works? And why are we discussing from our bedrooms when we could be doing this in the bathroom or the gym or something?” Apollo jumps out of his bedroom. “Last one to the gym has to do 20 grasshoppers and without wings you’re dead!”

[Apollo V.]

“I’m not you though. An Ascendius is the same Ascendius throughout all the universes. Like, another universe Apollo will be exactly the same.”

[Apollo V.]

Apollo looks at Jack. “I’ve never had kids.”