DolimiccanDragon
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I went outside and that’s when I saw it. A little black robot, looking like it had devil horns, was standing there. He said, “Hi, I’ve got a message for you! Apparently your group is progressing through the game too fast, so I’ve been sent to do something that’ll hamper your progress!” He pulled a small TV out of the little messenger bag he had, and put on the “Trickster Mode Engage” animation from Homestuck. Seeing someone else in Trickster Mode is supposed to cause the viewer to go Trickster (but only if it’s a Player), and this is exactly what happened. This caused me to go absolutely insane. I didn’t think straight and combined the Time powers with my Aura powers. Time + Aura = Heart. This analogy came from the fact that the Hero of Heart in the original players’ dimension was an alternate dimension version of the Hero of Time. This caused my personality to go back to normal. It seems that combining god tier powers with other powers creates different god tier powers. However, a few seconds after, the temporary combination wore off and I went insane again, and headed off to LOIAP.
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MESSAGELOG:
CF: You know Raven’s Sprite isn’t helping, right?
Me: I can’t check on that right now, I’m buried under a pile of Rings
CF: Wow… Just wow…
Me: And when they touch me, they disappear, only to fall on top of me again
CF: How do you even…
Me: I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT KNOCKED ME OUT!
CF: This dimension’s Zavok.
Me: Oh god, they’re HERE TOO?Welp that did it. I did an acrobatic flaming pirouette off the handle and out of all the rings, then realized something. That acrobatic flaming pirouette… It was a Flame Tornado. I tried really hard to push the thoughts of purple cats out of my mind, but I eventually just had a mental breakdown. It went on for a few minutes before dying down, and then I noticed something outside my window.
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Name: I Am Gamer
Species: Poke-Human
Fandom: ALL THE FANDOMS. ALL OF THEM.
Gender: Male
Backstory: Gamer’s been traveling and helping video game characters his whole life, or at least since he was banned from his original home.
Abilities: Superspeed, flight, Time/Space/Flame god tier power, gun that copies any game ability, ability to turn into a Lucario or Lucario/Human hybrid
Weaknesses: Water, gun crashes after 10 minutes of loading an ability, not very good with his Battle Modus (must reach a certain number of enemies defeated before captchaloguing an item) -
“I’m- Oops, hold that thought.” CF was messaging me.
MESSAGELOG:
CF: You know you’re not the real Gamer, right? The real Gamer just started his session.
Me: Oh poop.“Well, turns out I’m only an illus-” This was interrupted by me vanishing.
TRUE GAMER’S PERSPECTIVE:
I woke up here, unsure of what happened. All I know is that I was knocked out. Wait… over there… is that… another me? Oh wait, he vanished. Just an illusion. I ran over to the tree where the two trolls were, and said, “Sorry, hope that illusion me didn’t give you much trouble…”
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((It’s okay, but have the Sprite give the exposition from here. They are supposed to be all-knowing, after all.))
I returned to the Lost Hex, only to accidentally get between this dimension’s Zavok and a punching bag. I was out like a light, but before I could faint, I teleported back home using the spacey thing.
I woke up in a dream bubble represented by the RP at http://www.skyrie.net/groups/homestuck-rpers/forum/topic/two-years-later-but-not-many/, and a few minutes later I woke up on my desk, then fell off it into a giant pile of the Rings I had collected.
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An Abra came out of the Poke Ball and used Teleport on itself, Raven, Chaosalkiakernelsprite, and the whole house. They were all teleported to the Land of Ice and Pokemon, where the Abra just disappeared. Meanwhile, the Kernel divided from the Sprite, and the Chaosalkiasprite was turned into a more humanoid form.
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Suddenly a note appeared. It said:
“This is not a Dream Ball, this is a normal Poke Ball made of pink cruxite. You need to release the Pokemon inside it and let it do its thing.”
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“Now wait.” The arm of the Alchemiter analyzed the shape, and then created… A pinkish Poke Ball. “You know what to do with it,” I said as I teleported out.
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I noticed Raven was paying attention again, so I said, “Put this onto that pedestal right there. It creates something you need to escape.”
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After the rush of things that happened, I went to my room. I combined the sword with a cue ball to make Cherdfwlch, a combination of Caledfwlch and the original sword. I then added some jaspers, diamonds, and Space Pearls to it. This allowed me to use a Spacial Rend, just like the famous Pokemon, Palkia. “I’m starting to like this God Tier,” I said. I then cut a hole in the front of the outfit, so that my chest spike wouldn’t rip it. Sometimes being in this form is tough, but it does offer some nice power.
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“I don’t even know what happened, I just finished a game called ‘Sburb,’ and then was arrested for reasons unknown.” I didn’t see the pumpkin behind me, strangely.
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((Not in the Medium yet, Raven. You didn’t really create your warp item yet, and Sprites can’t be ridden, especially Kernelsprites.))
Since Raven wasn’t paying attention (that’s what CF told me, at least), I went to her world, carved the dowel, and set it to the side of the Alchemiter.
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“Wait, Ares!” I said. “This is Looker, he’s a friend of mine from my home dimension. He’s a member of the International Police.”
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@phantose “Thanks,” I said to Melody. I then got a call on my Message Glasses. It was one of the main Hunters, Andrew.
HUNTERLOG:
Gamer: What’s happening?
Andrew: There’s a robot going berzerk. It must be Chaos doing it.
Gamer: I understand. Send me the coordinates
Andrew: Actually, you’re not far. It’s outside the building you’re in, inside the weapons base.
Gamer: You can count on me!
Andrew: Good luck, Gamer.
SONICANDPALS.COM TAILS: Andrew, why’d you call me in h-The call has ended.
I ran out of the building and ran into the weapons area, where Simon was. I immediately grabbed onto the robot and proceeded to melt it using my flame power, then gave Simon’s wand back to him. “Are you okay? My name’s Gamer, what’s yours?”
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((Raven, that’s your chumhandle. As for you, Ares, have a recap.
RECAPLOG:
The RP started when a clone of Rock Light, AKA Mega Man, received a new game called “Sburb.” Gamer helped Rock into the Medium, the name of the area where the game took place. Raven was headed in the wrong direction of the RP, so I helped her get back on track the way Andrew Hussie himself would do it. She helped get Gamer into the Medium, while I talked to TH. Meanwhile, Ares got the beta and helped Raven out. Gamer then battled an imp, and John Egbert gave him a good tip on defeating it. Meanwhile, Raven prototyped her Kernelsprite with Chaos and Palkia. Gamer then called on the Elite Beat Agents to help him get to the planet Prospit. He headed there and killed himself, gaining God Tier powers. He was now the ruler of Flame, Time, and Space. Meanwhile, Raven tried to find out how to put a top hat on Palkia, which was random as heck.
There you go, now on with the RP!))
I flew back to LOFAR and got my first glimpse of the whole planet. It wasn’t a whole planet made of fire and rings, it was… my God. IT WAS… “This dimension’s Lost Hex… Cool!” My house was just in the Lava Powerhouse. “I got lucky this time!” I said as I landed. I decided to consult with my Sprite.
SPRITELOG:
SHADONICSPRITE: Did you just get God Tier?
GAMER: Yes, I did, is there something wrong?
SHADONICSPRITE: Yes, there is! Now where will the challenge in reaching the Gates be?
GAMER: Well, to be honest, I could just fly up there anyway
SHADONICSPRITE: I… Er… Never mind…Meanwhile, CF told me that Raven wasn’t in the Medium yet. I used my Space powers to teleport a note to Raven. It said:
“Raven,
You need to do what I did. The meteor is approaching, stop thinking and start doing.
Gamer”