Your name is DANI STRIDER, and you have one hell of a history. At one point in your life, you played a game called SBURB that fucked everything up royally, killed your brother and several friends, stuck you on a meteor, and somehow landed you back on EARTH. You kept in contact with your friends JOHN EGBERT, JADE HARLEY, and ROSE LALONDE via pesterchum where you also ended up meeting some FREAKY ASS ALIENS that were called TROLLS. Everyone had believed you to be a GUY until you hit puberty and GOD TIER, which showed that HEY TITS and also gave you a skirt. That was REALLY AWKWARD.

But that was several years ago. Now, you live in EUGENE OREGON, and you work as a neuroscientist at a hospital. It pays well, and you’re glad it supports you and your BOYFRIEND, KARKAT VANTAS. You two are very happy and also very in *LOVE*. 😉

For a brief time, you had a BRAIN TUMOUR that was pressing on the memory parts of your brain and it gave you AMNESIA, but you made a FULL RECOVERY.

You have a variety of interests, includibg but not limited to PHOTOGRAPHY, NEUROSCIENCE, ROMCOMS, IRONY, KEEPING DEAD THINGS IN JARS, and you have a fondness for BIRDS. You also tend to wear DARK SOUL SUCKING SHADES, that almost scream IRONY. Even though it’s not very ironic. Sometimes you drom real motherfuckin sick rhymes and represent, yo.

Your chumhandle is turntechGoddess [TG] and you type is a real chill manner
one that exemplifies your coolness
for rizzle

-HISTORY-

Okay. This Dani is basically in every way a canon Dave, but with a different gender. I.e, she experienced every thing that Dave did until my AU that keeps her on Earth kicks in. Keep in mind I keep her canon as possible so. Yeah.
Due to some RPs she at one point had amnesia and forgot everything that happened up until her current life, but that all was fixed and yeah.

-HEADCANONS-

-Dani can flash step really well, but it takes a lot of energy and throws her off balance. This is why she only does it sparingly.

-Despite how she hates smuppets she can act cool until a certain point. She only freaks out when Cal is used to talk or touches her.

-She can be somewhat of a klutz and can trip over nothing.

-Dani has a few phobias. Autophobia, fear of being alone. It’s unpleasant and it is unsettling to the point she’s grown afraid of it. Thantophobia. Fear of death or dying. Dani has experienced death enough to fear it, the fact being she doesn’t want to let people down. It’s all a difficult thing to deal with for her. She doesn’t go to funerals and has a difficult case of anxiety when one of her patients die. She’ll keep as calm as possible in public until she gets alone and completely unraveled. Astraphobia; fear of thunder. Pupaphobia; fear of puppets.

-She is a surprisingly excellent cook, (after all, Bro was never around to cook for her because she was off DJing at night clubs to keep up a job in case the smuppet business collapsed and they ended up bankrupt, which has yet to happen so they’re still pretty fucking loaded on cash.) but if you tell her to get back in the kitchen she’ll cut your leg off, fry it up and have you eat that for dinner.

-Not really but she will threaten and/or slap you.

-She has a collection of vintage cameras and dead bugs on shelves in her house. The house she bought and lives in is a two bedroom, one bathroom with a large backyard and a flat roof.

-She has a very bad sweet tooth and brownies are her favorite treat.

-Dani is very independent and hates asking for help. She’d rather injure herself doing something alone than show that she needed assistance.

-She has a scar on her neck that appeared randomly. She thinks that since it goes across the front of her neck it might be from her dying in an alternate timeline and a scar appearing on her neck. The reason for this scar remains unknown but it’s not very visible.

-Her eyes are very sensitive to light and strobe lights give her horrid headaches.

-APPEARANCE-

Dani stands roughly at 5’3 and weighs about 120 lbs. Most of her weight is muscle because she works out regularly. She still seems lanky and small but this girl can take what she dishes out in a fight. Her hair is borderline white, but you can see theres a bit of yellow there so she’s not totally albino.

Dani’s body is littered with scars from Bro and her strifing and it always ended in the two of them bloodied but improved. That being said, she’s not one to complain about pain in any way.

–RP SAMPLE–

It had been a ridiculously long and boring day in the neuroscience department for Dani Strider, the hospital’s neuroscientist and “brain doctor”. A lot of shit had happened as of late, Dani getting promoted, interns getting dispersed, the psychologist she was working with getting fired, but all the excitement and stress from those incidents died down yesterday and she felt, in whole, bored. Not to mention valley weather sucked. It was always flipping from sunny to rainy, to hot, to cold, to gloomy and so forth. As of now it was rainy and cold. Miss Strider didn’t like it one bit.

As Dani sat there, a long expression on her face and pen-cap tapping away at paper some nostalgia passed her by. Oh. She really actually missed her friends, mostly troll friends even if she was ‘too cool’ at the time to talk to them. The sudden thought of a certain troll female obscured her thoughts from an upcoming horrific image and trained to the soft features of her face.

Remembering her features, she got out her almost full sketchpad and switched to a #2 HB pencil and began to draw soft lines on the paper. A big circle, a straight line down the middle two horizontal ones, (The horizontal center and eye line.) a small chin and defined jawline, but feminine all the while. As her work began to get a bit faster she was made to jump from the cat-troll’s portrait by some beeps on her pager.

Sighing, she looked down, realizing it was a case and urgent care was needed. Fuck, ’bout time!

Making her way to the fourth floor, she paused to recieve a chart with a familiar name on it.

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Name: Nepeta Leijon
Age: Presumably nine sweeps or eighteen human years.
Gender: Female.
Species: Troll
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Oh. Well at least she was schooled in troll biology too. As she walked into a room she was taken aback and her jaw dropped open, a gasp came from the blonde. It was the very female she was just drawing! “I……..” It was hard for Dani to so much as form words! The beautiful female that had been haunting her mind for weeks upon weeks was alive, in the flesh, and sitting in front of her with somewhat watery fluid dripping rom her nose. The girl appeared to be in some kind of pain. Most likely there was a tear in the girl’s brain lining, causing cerebral spinal fluid to drip and cause agitation or meningitis. Possibly a concussion? That had to be talked out to think of though. It’s not like premonition was something she had. That was her sister’s specialty, and there was no business with her taking it. She had odd time things, and that was enough.