Kael Pyrgos/Jackson Valen
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Andaluza loudly sighed before walking up to a tree and ripping it right off of its roots. “Buttfuck it. Just get on the log.”
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Andaluza followed Pandora and flew out to the edge of the swamp.
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Andaluza pulled out a notepad and wrote down as he spoke. “First rule is no climbing each other unless the bottom can run at over a hundred miles an hour…” Andaluza looked specifically at Apollo before returning to his notebook “or if the top weighs less than 80 pounds” Andaluza looked at Pandora and Apollo again before returning to the notebook. “This is not the same as throwing someone across the room, which only I can do to certain people.” Andaluza looked at Apollo again. “Should anything be destroyed due to climbing on each other or throwing…” Andaluza looked at Apollo and Pandora “…there will be a two day ban on doing that. Rule number two is no texting and flying at the same time.” Andaluza looked at Pandora, knowing she was the only one with a conventional phone. “Rule number three is if you are strong” Andaluza looked at Jack, then everyone and smiled. “Who am I kidding we all got muscle power let’s take down the OGA already!!”
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Andaluza chuckled and quickly turned his attention to the exits, then looks at Apollo, nodding.
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Andaluza moved his head to the side and pushed down Pandora’s arm again. “No, we’re not doing 23 out of 45.”
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Andaluza flipped Pandora again, this time sending her some distance. “You were this time?”
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Andaluza effortlessly turned Pandora’s arm, as well as…Pandora. “You asked for it.”
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Andaluza shrugs and puts his hand out on the table. “Be careful, you might go flying against that wall.”
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Andaluza watched Apollo take down the soldiers. “Jack, you should also come back with us so you can be the brunt of our jokes about people who run slowly. I’ve had it with that and I’ve thrown Apollo over and over because of it.”
Andaluza then squinted at Jack. “Saved us? Yes, you did. Modesty is one of your weak points, isn’t it? We don’t go around telling people we just saved them from a freak accident. You know what? Let’s have fun.” Andaluza electrocuted Jack’s pants, frying the rim to make them fall down.
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Andaluza squinted at Apollo. “You fucking kidding me man? We look like scuba divers with a feathery glider on our backs. Change it into your scout gear, then we’ll talk about uniforms.”
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Andaluza got out and hugged Jack insanely hard. “Hey Jack! Without you, I’ve been the strongest muscle factor in the team! Now that you’re back, we can share that role! The only difference is that you’re a freakin superhuman and I can run 10 times faster than you can. We good here?”
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The soldier quickly slammed the bars. “What did you do to my electricity?!”
Andaluza enjoyed the show as he watched the soldier scream on.
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Andaluza grabbed both bars and attempted to rip them apart, resulting in a small dent that flexed back. “DAMN! We need a superhuman or some shit to rip this open!”
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Andaluza woke up quickly. “Huh? Oh, yeah.”
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Andaluza took the chart and launched the raft across the lake, crashing it in front of many people with red eyes wearing shining osmium armor, the gravity of them radiating onto their faces.
A large one with a red device hits the button and the three Ascendii drop to the floor, unconscious. “Benny, they’re secure. We used 50 years of omega energy to make them drop instantly, make haste and trap them in a germanium cage.”