Karkat Vantas
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(THIS IS RIDICULOUS, PYROPE.)
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…SAID THE CAPTAIN, GRUDGINGLY.
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HERE’S A PROTIP FOR YOU, YOU BULGE-FINGERING BLISTER ON THE UNDERSIDE OF MY NOOK: DON’T ACCUSE SOMEONE OF BEING FAKE WHEN YOUR EYES AREN’T EVEN THE RIGHT COLOR. THE HELL ARE YOU, ANYWAY, SOME SORT OF IDIOTIC HUMAN COSPLAYER?
BESIDES, THE REAL ME, WHICH IS TO SAY ME, WOULD KNOW FULL WELL THAT ANY OTHER ACCOUNTS WITH MY NAME ARE MOST LIKELY THE RESULT OF MY IDIOTIC PAST AND SLASH OR FUTURE SELVES. WHY DON’T YOU WIPE THE SPILLED GENETIC MATERIAL FROM YOUR EYES SO YOU CAN SEE CLEARLY, NOOKMUNCHER. -
THIS IS BEYOND RIDICULOUS.
FINE. I GUESS I’LL JUST HAVE TO BE A LITTLE MORE CREATIVE IN MY PROFANITY.
GOD KNOWS YOU NOOKSNIFFERS SHOULD BE USED TO IT BY NOW. -
[Staff notice – this poster has been warned and this post edited. Watch your language]
YOU’RE F*****G KIDDING ME. THIS PIECE OF S**T SITE F*****G CENSORS ME? WHAT THE EVERLOVING ACTUAL F**K?
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[Staff notice – this poster has been warned and this post edited. Watch your language]
THE ESTEEMED CAPTAIN CRABAPPLE OF THE A***S* F***K YOU WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT THIS IS ENTIRELY FUCKING STUPID AND-
I CAN’T EVEN F*****G DO THIS. IT’S DEMEANING.
LOOK, YOU BULGEGOBBLING BUMBLE****S, CAN WE JUST HAVE ONE F******G CONVERSATION THAT DOESN’T INVOLVE ROLEPLAYING?
PLEASE? IT WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER. I MEAN, LOOK AT IT FROM MY POINT OF VIEW. KNOWING YOU A******S IS BAD ENOUGH FOR MY SELF-ESTEEM ALREADY, BUT WHEN YOU ALL START ROLEPLAYING IT DROPS SO LOW THAT MY THINKPAN LITERALLY BOILS IN AN EFFORT TO PRESERVE WHAT LITTLE DIGNITY I HAVE LEFT. AND WHEN THAT HAPPENS, IT STARTS TO LEAK OUT OF MY EYES AND STOP ME FROM SEEING. SINCE YOU’RE ALL TOO F*****G RETARDED TO GRASP WHAT THAT MEANS, I WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO SEE WHAT I’M TYPING AND I’D HAVE TO JUST FONDLE THE KEYBOARD LIKE A WIGGLER FONDLES THEIR NEWLY-DISCOVERED AUTO-EROGENOUS SHAME GLOBES: AWKWARDLY, ANGRILY, AND IN A MANNER THAT’S OF NO F******G USE TO ANYONE AT ALL.
PLEASE, F*******S.
THINK OF THE WIGGLERS.