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Display Name

Kiku DerpyAmericanHipsterWhore Honda

Username

thederpyhipster

My Information

Gender

Male

Country

Japan

Interested In

New Friends, Roleplaying

Biography

(( Kiku is not very open about his feelings for other people unless you are in a relationship with him. Because of his soft features, he is often mistaken for a girl (and this really peeves him, please don’t do it unless you intend to piss him off. B/). He isn’t very big on relationships, but he warms up to most people if you can break his introverted outer self. He is also bisexual~ (buthe’sstillbiasedtowardmen)

I mostly ship him with:
~America (OTP all the way~♥ I love all Alfreds, so come at me, bros!)
~England
~North Italy
~Germany
~Prussia
~China
~Russia
~Belarus
~Hong Kong
~Taiwan
~Vietnam
~Austria
~Spain
~Canada
~Netherlands

I will NOT ship him with:
~Greece (I cannot stand this pairing, I’m sorry)
~Turkey (ditto)
~Korea

I will RP with OCs and genderbends if they are WELL-DEVELOPED. Otherwise, please don’t waste my time.

RPs I WILL do:
~Smut ♥♥♥♥♥♥ (I love this the most, people. I am a smut whore, smut addict… whatever the hell you wanna call me… But I feel a roleplay is incomplete without it.)
~Crack ♥♥♥♥
~Lit/Adv. lit ♥♥♥♥♥
~Fluff ♥♥♥♥♥
~Violence/Gore ♥♥♥
~Angst/hurt/comfort ♥♥♥♥
~ Horror ♥♥♥
~Historical ♥♥♥♥

RPs I will NOT do:
~Scat
~Vore
~Waterworks
~Something boring (i.e., “How you doing?” “Not much.” It will end there, I assure you.)

More about Kiku:
~ He cares about America very much, though he does not always say it out loud. If you are an America in a relationship with him, he /will/ be a bit clingy and fluffy and admit to loving you. If we are in an AU relationship, he will bring up being in a relationship with America in the past.
~He has a very maternal, caring side. If you are sick, he will try his very best to make you feel better. (And he has a thing for chub. He WILL poke you if you’ve got some, and he’ll rub your tummy to make you feel better~ o3o)
~He gets angered if you pick on his body or if you call him too feminine.
~He gets horny when he’s drunk.
~His e-zone is his inner thigh.
~(Only reserved for Americas) His favorite pet name is “baby.” He will have a giggle fit over it because it makes him very giddy inside. If used in the bedroom, however, it can turn him on as well~ cB
~He loves affection, though he says so otherwise.
~He pretends to be naive in the bedroom, but he knows /exactly/ what he’s doing.
~He can be very kinky during sex. He loves crossdressing and bondage especially~
~Though Kiku loves bondage, he hates gags. He wants his lovers to hear him moan.
~His tummy is ticklish~ c: Although he will kick your ass afterward.

Relations:

America/Alfred:
Though he won’t admit it out loud, Kiku loves Alfred very much. Kiku was reluctant to love Alfred at first because he was scared he’d be a bad lover in the beginning. He left Alfred once Alfred cut off his assets at the end of the ’30s. Things were very tense for them during World War II, and neither regret how they damaged the other. Eventually they made up; they don’t necessarily forgive each other entirely, but they’ve moved on. He wil never be with anyone else, nor does he love anyone else more. Alfred is the only one for him and he tries to make that well known.

England/Arthur:
Arthur is one of Kiku’s very close friends. Perhaps they could be more, if either will admit to liking the other. Still, Arthur keeps Kiku good company and Kiku enjoys sharing tea and stories with him at any time of day. Though he does find Arthur’s mannerisms a bit strange, he has a deep respect for his British friend.

North Italy/Feliciano:
Part of Kiku finds Feliciano annoying, and the other part really enjoys his company. Though Feliciano is a bit lazy, Kiku has a sort of strange respect for his culture, especially his art and food. They’ve grown a bit farther apart since the end of World War II, but they still keep in contact and talk every once in a while.

Germany/Ludwig:
Kiku is very intimidated by Ludwig, though he does show high respect for him. The two weren’t necessarily close during World War II; they simply watched out for each other and gave assistance if needed. Sometimes Kiku finds that Ludwig is very eccentric when it comes to his culture, but Kiku is too scared to say anything to his intimidating friend.

Prussia/Gilbert:
Kiku wasn’t sure how his friendship with Gilbert really started; it just kind of happened. Though Gilbert is loud and often annoying, Kiku finds that he is actually a fun person to be around, and he enjoys cooking for Gilbert and petting his small bird when he has the chance. A part of Kiku likes him as more than a friend, but he is too scared to see just where that would lead them.

China/Yao:
Though he has scarred Yao harshly, Kiku shows respect for the country who raised him. Their relationship is anything but perfect; at times he shows love for Yao, and at others he can’t stand the sight of his “older brother.” Their relationship is rocky, sure, but deep down Kiku knows he will never actually /hate/ Yao.

Russia/Ivan:
Never has Kiku liked Ivan. Their tensions run deep throughout history, and Kiku has lately been trying to keep his distance. Though one could note Kiku might be scared of Ivan, he will counter by saying that Ivan is simply “intimidating,” and will want to leave the matter alone.

Belatus/Natalia:
Though she intimidates Kiku greatly, Natalia is actually someone Kiku admires, not only for her beauty, but for her strength as well. At times, he finds himself greatly infatuated with her, but has not said or acted on anything he’s ever felt because he fears she will hate him.

Hong Kong:
In Kiku’s eyes, when Hong Kong appeared he became Yao’s favorite, and because of this Kiku became jealous. Though he does not outright state this jealousy, it shows in his attitude around his “younger brother.”

Taiwan/Meimei:
Meimei shows respect for Kiku, though after World War II Kiku feels he doesn’t deserve her kindness at all. He gets a bit annoyed when she begins to cling to him instead of Yao, but never says anything, for fear that he might hurt her again.

Vietnam:
Like Ivan, Kiku’s relations with Vietnam are quite tense, though more subdued. During World War II he invaded her country and made her one of his personal comfort women, and for that she still does not forgive him. Kiku hopes that one day they might move on, but that day has not come yet.

Austria/Roderich:
Though Kiku does not know him well, he shows respect for Roderich simply because Roderich knows his place. One day he hopes that they will get to know one another, but for now Kiku keeps his distance and finds himself a bit entranced by the aristocrat.

Spain/Antonio:
Like Roderich, Kiku also does not know Antonio very well, and at times, nor does he want to. He is a bit curious about the carefree nation because he seems to have a bit of a troubled past, but he has not approached him on the issue yet.

Canada/Matthew:
Like most nations, Kiku has mistaken Matthew for Alfred on many an occasion and has regretted it. Though Kiku loves Alfred, he still shows respect and admiration for the more timid nation, and it is not the first time he thinks that if he ever leaves Alfred he just might fall for his brother.

Netherlands/Holland:
Kiku is good friends with Holland; he was the only nation Kiku spoke to and traded with during his isolation. They both show respect for each other, and though they were not as close as they once were, Kiku still believes that they are friends.

RP with me, people~! Or talk. I don’t care. XD I don’t bite unless told to do so~ :3

About the Admin:
~I’m a female American.
~I curse like a sailor.
~I write a LOT.
~I’ve only been doing RP for a few months, but apparently I’m good at it…? O.o
~I have a writing ego, but no self-confidence otherwise.
~I am a huge Grammar Nazi and I silently judge you all, so D0n’t tyyyp3 lyk3 d1s or I will fucking delete you. B|
~I will do script if we’re on walls, but Lit only in PMs, please!
~I am very impatient when it comes to my replies (especially if you’re an Alfred.. >.>).
~I am always online because I have my iPhone handy 24/7.
~I try my best to be nice~ o3o
~Do NOT reply back in PMs with fewer than two sentences. I like writing a lot, and I like to put effort into my RPs, so I’d appreciate it if you would do the same. Otherwise, I have a tendency to drop the RP.
~I use a lot of smileys in OOC conversation. If this bugs you, don’t talk to me.
~If you have taken the time to read my bio, post: “I used to be a world class duelist, but then I took a cardgame to the motorcycle.” ))

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